I am starting this while sitting at SCHIECKS a really upscale Strip club in Minneapolis, this is the second week of continuous shooting for TortugaPalooza, Surrounded by people, and stress! […]
The True Dupe
Journal entry ‘four’: Okay, okay I am DUPE! I sit here, naked, at the computer. It is a Thursday after the fifth weekend of the Minnesota renaissance festival. We have […]
September 29, 2003
Dear J, last Thursday we celebrated Sharon’s birthday. It’s actually on the 29th but we decided to do it on Thursday since we were gonna leave for Charlotte on Monday […]
September 4, 2003
Dear J (Journal), My birthday is only a few hours away!  This year, I thought I’d try to save some money and not do anything too extravagant. Famous last words- […]
Journal – September, 2003
So, I’m doin’ a show recently a few Sundays back. For those of you who know it – and all of you should – it’s the Big, Bad Wolf show. […]
My Secret Identity
Journal entry ‘three’: Okay, so I haven’t satisfied my hinting about Ohio’s incident, or my secret identity, So I guess I will now. I have been a performer in this […]
Faq III
Writing From Minnesota — I thought I would do some more FAQ’s first What’s your favorite color, and why? Black, – it’s universal and fits my “Gothic” self-image… though bad […]
Ahhh…Minnesota
August 25, 2003 Dear Journal, we’ve finished week 2 of Minnesota. Let me tell you something! It’s supposed to be frosty up here but it’s 90+ degrees! What’s up with […]
Journal – Mid August, 2003
I am one right tired bugger. It’s been a busy day here in Tortugaland, what with all the running about and preparing for a new show. This weekend heralds the […]
Faq II
What about the Tattoos and piercings? I am the Tattooed Tortuga! The uniqueness may go away soon, I have offered for YEARS to buy Tat’s for both of my brothers, […]