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Raphael Tortuga’s Your Backstage Pass #030 – October 2014 – Carolina

It’s a brisk Sunday evening after a very fun day of making people laugh at the Carolina Renaissance Festival.  We’ve ended another October weekend and now it’s time for…ZOMBIES!  That’s right…a group of us meet at the Bauman’s (Scaramouche’s) house …
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Behind The Scenes #032 – September 2014 – Michigan

A pub crawl (sometimes called a bar tour, bar crawl or bar-hopping) is the act of one or more people drinking in multiple pubs or bars in a single night, normally travelling by foot or bus to each destination and …
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December 2013 – I run naked up a mountain and fight a bear.

At the end of my journal last month I gave you a selection of sentences that I’d be expounding on in this month’s journal “LARF 13 now with Salvador”. “ Fireworks, pub, rain and  mud”.” Erections & Fencing” –  but …
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Gold Team Weekly Behind-the-Scenes Video: September 25 2013

Witness a glorious convergence of minions and the Gold Team at the Mall of America Skydeck in Minnesota!
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August 2013 – FIRST POST!

FIRST POST! Did you know that a new Tortuga Twin has emerged from the mists? Could you even guess that he is 6’2” tall?! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT CREPUSCULE MEANS?! -ahem-
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May 2013 – May I? You May indeed!

Hoo BOY am I LATE! Today is July 23rd. In fact – I won’t even bother to calculate how late I am – I’m so behind I’m almost in front. I am sitting down today to write three journals since …
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May 2013 – Rain, Rain Go Away!!!

We are currently encountering a weather pattern that seems to hit the Atlanta Metro area every 3 or 4 years. It’s raining every weekend!! It’s just killing us! We have beautiful weather during the week and then the clouds start …
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February 2013 – Let’s get this 2013 season started!!!

With the birth of baby Mia behind us it’s time to start our lives as mommy and daddy! The first thing we realized is that children really slow down a commute. Our average MPH dropped from 65 to 55! Even …
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February 2013

Jon’s audio blog of his Gulfport adventures.
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It’s a brisk Sunday evening after a very fun day of making people laugh at the Carolina Renaissance Festival.  We’ve ended another October weekend and now it’s time for…ZOMBIES!  That’s right…a group of us meet at the Bauman’s (Scaramouche’s) house …
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A pub crawl (sometimes called a bar tour, bar crawl or bar-hopping) is the act of one or more people drinking in multiple pubs or bars in a single night, normally travelling by foot or bus to each destination and …
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Adults read freely – Kids? Whattya doin’? For no other reason than I want to include a pretty, scantily clad girl and some harsh language  – let me remind you that this will be a journal for adults this time.  …
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If you haven’t been out yet, you’d better go ahead and make those plans while there’s still time. Michigan Renaissance Festival Have you been out to see Salvador, Lucio & Fortunato yet?   There’s a new Tortuga in town and …
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I generally never know what to say in my monthly journals during a festival. My life quickly becomes both a lot of fun, but also very routine.  I work during the week down in Charlotte.  In the evenings I hit my …
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Greetings, Tortugaholics! July has come and gone, and I’ve had a grand time in Wisconsin, Illinois, and the Bristol Renaissance Faire.  But, don’t take my word for it—check out my July Journal video and pictures! RIKI’S JULY 2014 TORTUGA JOURNAL …
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I’m writing you from our parking lot home, high summer, in Wisconsin Today is Tuesday August fourth as I write this. Tuesdays are Advice Column writing days but since I have been working ahead, getting columns done early, I can …
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Greetings, Tortugaholics! June is for visiting Friends & Family.  My first stop took me to my sister’s house in Glassport, Pennsylvania, where I got to visit her and my nephews.  My second was just 100 miles north of that in …
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Can you believe it, Blue Team’s fifth year in South Dakota. Man do I love this festival. And of course shenanigans continue at home. Come on in and check it out.
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With a wonderful run at the Arizona Renaissance festival complete, Georgia is only a few short days away. But first one last trip to Florida! Our summer tour keeps us in the Midwest until October so I always try to …
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It’s the final day of the sixth weekend at the Minnesota Renaissance Festival…and…the guys are a little goofy and punch-drunk. **This is just one of the many videos The Tortuga Twins post weekly for their Fan Club Family Members.  If …
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This week’s Backstage Pass I take you along on my travel journeys. The Monday after the final day of the Minnesota Renaissance Festival we began our drive to Carolina.  Arriving on Tuesday, I set up my Gastonia home for the next couple …
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It’s the final day of the Minnesota Renaissance Festival…which means…it’s picture day.   To see the rest of this post, please register or login.

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Adults read freely – Kids? Whattya doin’? For no other reason than I want to include a pretty, scantily clad girl and some harsh language  – let me remind you that this will be a journal for adults this time.  …
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I generally never know what to say in my monthly journals during a festival. My life quickly becomes both a lot of fun, but also very routine.  I work during the week down in Charlotte.  In the evenings I hit my …
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I’m writing you from our parking lot home, high summer, in Wisconsin Today is Tuesday August fourth as I write this. Tuesdays are Advice Column writing days but since I have been working ahead, getting columns done early, I can …
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Man, July was one crazy-ass month.  My birthday party was at the end, and it was going to be a big one.  So I had a lot of work to do around the house.  Basically taking out a load bearing wall, …
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Eating, sleeping, Skyrimming, petting Ferris, smoking, watching cartoons, making bad jokes, avoiding pants, weeping, reading comics, dancing weirdly in the living room, more eating,  washing dishes, sighing, cooking, acting, almost getting a real job, high fiving, snacking, painting, more sleeping. …
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Lucio’s List of Bad Hot Dog Toppings Carpet Snake Snape Cinnamon Red onion Freon Bluray Ice A clove Hair Caramel A bag Broccoli Pamphlets Oil Tobacco Racism Sand Another hot dog (hard to eat) Hair dye Rubber bands Human remains …
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With a wonderful run at the Arizona Renaissance festival complete, Georgia is only a few short days away. But first one last trip to Florida! Our summer tour keeps us in the Midwest until October so I always try to …
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They say a picture is worth a thousand words. I hope so cuz then I’ve already got about 40,000 words. Since I’m a little behind and writing both March and April’s journals at the same time, I’m gonna keep this …
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