Raphael 9 Raph 8 Tortugas Three Stormtroopers Adam Today Eat your heart out wife-envying fellow nerds! Screen-Shot-2013-11-16-at-9.40.27-PM Taking Bacchus for a walk in the park Thanks Emily! Are we doing a pirate gig we Y'arrr!

Your Backstage Pass #009 w/Raphael Tortuga

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Your Backstage Pass #008 w/Raphael Tortuga

I filmed this on the last day Student Day in Arizona 2014.  I’m getting over a cold and not feeling fully up to speed, but wanted to share a little sumthin’ sumthin’ with you. To see the rest of this …
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Arizona is Winding Down…and Florida Has a Few More Weeks To Go…

It is with mixed feelings that we look back on Week 7 of the Arizona Renaissance Festival.  Only one week left, which is both a blessing and a curse.  On the other hand, the Fan Club Meet & Greet is …
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Behind The Scenes #010 – 2014 Arizona w/Gold

Welcome to Time Traveler Weekend on this the 7th weekend of the Arizona Renaissance Festival. WE HAVE STORMTROOPERS! Yes…we think it’s awesome! If you can’t see this video, it means you’re not a member of the Tortuga Rebel Alliance (Fan …
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August 2013 – My Very Late August Journal, now with nudity and my musical hero.

I suppose I should begin my telling you that this month there will be ADULT CONTENT! So proceed at your own risk because it’s NOT SAFE FOR WORK! I celebrate my Sixth Anniversary and I get the best present too. …
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December 2013 – I run naked up a mountain and fight a bear.

At the end of my journal last month I gave you a selection of sentences that I’d be expounding on in this month’s journal “LARF 13 now with Salvador”. “ Fireworks, pub, rain and  mud”.” Erections & Fencing” –  but …
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Gold Team Weekly Behind-the-Scenes Video: September 25 2013

Witness a glorious convergence of minions and the Gold Team at the Mall of America Skydeck in Minnesota!
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July 2013 – Birthdays and Mead go together, right?

July, the heat of summer in the South, and my birthday month. Also my last full month off before heading to the Michigan Renaissance Festival. I don’t know how I can simultaneously both try to get a lot of things done, and seem to have nothing really to show for it. I blame having the day job and hitting CrossFit each night during the week.
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August 2013 – FIRST POST!

FIRST POST! Did you know that a new Tortuga Twin has emerged from the mists? Could you even guess that he is 6’2” tall?! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT CREPUSCULE MEANS?! -ahem-
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May 2013 – May I? You May indeed!

Hoo BOY am I LATE! Today is July 23rd. In fact – I won’t even bother to calculate how late I am – I’m so behind I’m almost in front. I am sitting down today to write three journals since …
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It is with mixed feelings that we look back on Week 7 of the Arizona Renaissance Festival.  Only one week left, which is both a blessing and a curse.  On the other hand, the Fan Club Meet & Greet is …
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I filmed this on the last day Student Day in Arizona 2014.  I’m getting over a cold and not feeling fully up to speed, but wanted to share a little sumthin’ sumthin’ with you. To see the rest of this …
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Welcome to Time Traveler Weekend on this the 7th weekend of the Arizona Renaissance Festival. WE HAVE STORMTROOPERS! Yes…we think it’s awesome! If you can’t see this video, it means you’re not a member of the Tortuga Rebel Alliance (Fan …
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With 2013 in the rear view mirror it’s time to set our sights on January and the New Year. We had a great Decorating Elves season. Now we can prepare for the new Tortuga Twins season, but first we get …
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Backstage…between shows…Lucio plays with his new toy while Salvador watches and Fortunato begins the search for batteries. Tell us what you think. Tell us what you like. Tell us what you’d like to see us do…(careful.) This is a Fan …
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From our illustrious AZ FC Chapter Head and Cart Goddess, Cindy Gray: “More sunshine and breezes, more people, more fun!  I may be dating myself here (might as well – at least I’m dating) but this brings to mind a …
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Hey…we’re having a party! The Stage Manager and Hawker Appreciation Party…to be exact. To see the rest of this post, please register or login.

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MEMBER ONLY POST

I filmed this on the last day Student Day in Arizona 2014.  I’m getting over a cold and not feeling fully up to speed, but wanted to share a little sumthin’ sumthin’ with you. To see the rest of this …
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With 2013 in the rear view mirror it’s time to set our sights on January and the New Year. We had a great Decorating Elves season. Now we can prepare for the new Tortuga Twins season, but first we get …
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I suppose I should begin my telling you that this month there will be ADULT CONTENT! So proceed at your own risk because it’s NOT SAFE FOR WORK! I celebrate my Sixth Anniversary and I get the best present too. …
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In the time between Decorating Elves set up and breakdown I have two to three weeks of just monitoring installations for any problems that might crop up. If I have someone that can run service calls for me, I can …
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I’m early – but so pressed for time! In three days I board a plane to fly to New Orleans to board a ship to goof-off in Belize, Honduras and Mexico –and the Tortuga Twins paid for it all. I …
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Here’s some readings from a thing and also words about things and my face is a thing you can look at. THINGS! Is every one ready? Are all of you ready? Who’s ready? FINE, Darryl, we’ll wait for you. Hurry. …
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(Who looked a bit like Jack White and wanted theocratic BS in England) Here’s a thing, you guys.   I think, for member-only-type reasons, I gotsta put it way down here, after the break. Dang previews! I dunno, it’s my …
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Coming to you LIVE (well, sort of) from a carport and, believe it or not, inside a house in front of a Christmas Tree.  Guest Appearance by: Sam the Christmas Poodle.   To see the rest of this post, please …
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This was filmed right after seeing a performance of The Nutcracker.  ”From me and mine to your and yours…Merry Christmas!” (Apologies for the audio. We’re having someone look at it to see if they can filter some of the background …
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