My Sister and Her Sons Don't I look fetching? Oh My! Two Krusty old Clowns Battle Tortuga One last minute event before we leave town Eat your heart out wife-envying fellow nerds! Screen-Shot-2013-11-16-at-9.40.27-PM Thanks Emily! Are we doing a pirate gig we Y'arrr!

June is for visiting Friends & Family

Greetings, Tortugaholics! June is for visiting Friends & Family.  My first stop took me to my sister’s house in Glassport, Pennsylvania, where I got to visit her and my nephews.  My second was just 100 miles north of that in …
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June 2014 some stuff went on and I talk about strong women and comics

It’s the third of July and this journal will be filled up with some weird stuff. I’m sitting here – the day before Independence Day and two days before the opening of the Bristol Renaissance Festival catching up on a …
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RIKI’S MARCH 2014 TORTUGA JOURNAL

Greetings, Tortugaholics! March is in full swing and we’re taking advantage of the Arizona sunshine.  Everything from dance parties to holidays and “On-Beyond-Zebra” field trips.  We had a hoot with all we did with our Friends and Tortuga Family—here’s hopin’ …
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April and May 2014 – Last night I shot a Zombie in My underwear…

Imagine that! Another LATE journal! Here I sit, Mid-June and the final, full day of our stay in Kansas City. I stole the quote I used for this month’s title from an old Grouch Marx bit. Partly because I love …
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June 2014 ― Holy Crap, Summer Showed Up

Can you believe it, Blue Team’s fifth year in South Dakota. Man do I love this festival. And of course shenanigans continue at home. Come on in and check it out.
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March 2014 – The Road to HELL!

They say the Road to Hell is paved with good Intentions… Personally I think the road to hell is not paved at all but instead is a rocky brutal path littered with procrastination. It’s June 5th, The Thursday before the …
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December 2013 – I run naked up a mountain and fight a bear.

At the end of my journal last month I gave you a selection of sentences that I’d be expounding on in this month’s journal “LARF 13 now with Salvador”. “ Fireworks, pub, rain and  mud”.” Erections & Fencing” –  but …
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Gold Team Weekly Behind-the-Scenes Video: September 25 2013

Witness a glorious convergence of minions and the Gold Team at the Mall of America Skydeck in Minnesota!
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August 2013 – FIRST POST!

FIRST POST! Did you know that a new Tortuga Twin has emerged from the mists? Could you even guess that he is 6’2” tall?! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT CREPUSCULE MEANS?! -ahem-
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May 2013 – May I? You May indeed!

Hoo BOY am I LATE! Today is July 23rd. In fact – I won’t even bother to calculate how late I am – I’m so behind I’m almost in front. I am sitting down today to write three journals since …
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Greetings, Tortugaholics! June is for visiting Friends & Family.  My first stop took me to my sister’s house in Glassport, Pennsylvania, where I got to visit her and my nephews.  My second was just 100 miles north of that in …
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How do you build anything, let alone a Korean Temple at a Renaissance Faire? Heather has successfully run her business here at the Bristol Renaissance Faire out of one of the most lavish, beautiful tents I have ever been in. …
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It’s the third of July and this journal will be filled up with some weird stuff. I’m sitting here – the day before Independence Day and two days before the opening of the Bristol Renaissance Festival catching up on a …
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Date: June 13th 2014 Weather: Hot sticky summer days.   Flat Stanley joined us on a Friday the 13th while we travelled from Atlanta GA to Kansas City/Independence MO and then on to Kenosha WI His first stop worth mentioning …
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Everyone Loves A Parade Surrounded by friends, who are also fellow performers at the Bristol Renaissance Faire, I wait patiently for the beginning of the daily parade here at fest. Just wanted to share. Featuring: Vixens En Garde Sirena The …
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 Bristol w/Vixens En Garde It’s the Second weekend of the Bristol Renaissance Festival and we have the pleasure of spending time with three members of Vixens En Garde. If you haven’t seen them and you’re in the Bristol area, you …
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Greetings, Tortugaholics! March is in full swing and we’re taking advantage of the Arizona sunshine.  Everything from dance parties to holidays and “On-Beyond-Zebra” field trips.  We had a hoot with all we did with our Friends and Tortuga Family—here’s hopin’ …
Continue reading

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Imagine that! Another LATE journal! Here I sit, Mid-June and the final, full day of our stay in Kansas City. I stole the quote I used for this month’s title from an old Grouch Marx bit. Partly because I love …
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Can you believe it, Blue Team’s fifth year in South Dakota. Man do I love this festival. And of course shenanigans continue at home. Come on in and check it out.
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They say the Road to Hell is paved with good Intentions… Personally I think the road to hell is not paved at all but instead is a rocky brutal path littered with procrastination. It’s June 5th, The Thursday before the …
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With a wonderful run at the Arizona Renaissance festival complete, Georgia is only a few short days away. But first one last trip to Florida! Our summer tour keeps us in the Midwest until October so I always try to …
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They say a picture is worth a thousand words. I hope so cuz then I’ve already got about 40,000 words. Since I’m a little behind and writing both March and April’s journals at the same time, I’m gonna keep this …
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Thursday nights are movie night for me and a few of my family/friends. We get together to eat, spend a little quality time together and watch a movie outside on the deck. It’s an amazing time that we all look …
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Greetings, Tortugaholics! Helloooooo, April!  This month your Tortuga Twins travel cross-country from AZ and the Arizona Renaissance Festival to GA and the Georgia Renaissance Festival.  While in AZ I go to a concert, and in GA I reconnect with friends, do …
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Happy Mother’s Day from all of us to all of you! Check out D’Angelo’s new hairdo…

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Late, Late, Late It’s late in the afternoon on April 7th. On the day-after-tomorrow we’ll hook-up the trailer to the newly refurbished truck and take a leisurely three day journey to our spring show in Atlanta.  We’re still here more …
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The final weekend of the Georgia Renaissance Festival was absolutely amazing!  The fans were fabulous, fellow performers (yep, we’re talking about YOU, Barely Balanced) were just the right amount of naughty, perverse, funny and outrageous, and…your favorite Tortugas were game …
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MEMBER ONLY POST

Greetings, Tortugaholics! June is for visiting Friends & Family.  My first stop took me to my sister’s house in Glassport, Pennsylvania, where I got to visit her and my nephews.  My second was just 100 miles north of that in …
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MEMBER ONLY POST

How do you build anything, let alone a Korean Temple at a Renaissance Faire? Heather has successfully run her business here at the Bristol Renaissance Faire out of one of the most lavish, beautiful tents I have ever been in. …
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MEMBER ONLY POST

It’s the third of July and this journal will be filled up with some weird stuff. I’m sitting here – the day before Independence Day and two days before the opening of the Bristol Renaissance Festival catching up on a …
Continue reading

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MEMBER ONLY POST

Everyone Loves A Parade Surrounded by friends, who are also fellow performers at the Bristol Renaissance Faire, I wait patiently for the beginning of the daily parade here at fest. Just wanted to share. Featuring: Vixens En Garde Sirena The …
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Eating, sleeping, Skyrimming, petting Ferris, smoking, watching cartoons, making bad jokes, avoiding pants, weeping, reading comics, dancing weirdly in the living room, more eating,  washing dishes, sighing, cooking, acting, almost getting a real job, high fiving, snacking, painting, more sleeping. …
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Lucio’s List of Bad Hot Dog Toppings Carpet Snake Snape Cinnamon Red onion Freon Bluray Ice A clove Hair Caramel A bag Broccoli Pamphlets Oil Tobacco Racism Sand Another hot dog (hard to eat) Hair dye Rubber bands Human remains …
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MEMBER ONLY POST

Can you believe it, Blue Team’s fifth year in South Dakota. Man do I love this festival. And of course shenanigans continue at home. Come on in and check it out.
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MEMBER ONLY POST

With a wonderful run at the Arizona Renaissance festival complete, Georgia is only a few short days away. But first one last trip to Florida! Our summer tour keeps us in the Midwest until October so I always try to …
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MEMBER ONLY POST

They say a picture is worth a thousand words. I hope so cuz then I’ve already got about 40,000 words. Since I’m a little behind and writing both March and April’s journals at the same time, I’m gonna keep this …
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MEMBER ONLY POST

Coming to you LIVE (well, sort of) from a carport and, believe it or not, inside a house in front of a Christmas Tree.  Guest Appearance by: Sam the Christmas Poodle.   To see the rest of this post, please …
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