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RIKI’S DECEMBER 2014 TORTUGA JOURNAL

Greetings, Tortugaholics! It’s December!  And, usually that means me sharing some of my travels with you.  However, this year I’m trying things a little differently and I hope you like it.  I’ve had my faithful assistant Kristy prepare some questions …
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RIKI’S NOVEMBER 2014 TORTUGA JOURNAL

Greetings, Tortugaholics! This is the first foray into answering a few questions about Me, Life On the Road, Being a Tortuga Twin, and whatever else strikes my fancy.  In an effort to keep caught up and catch up with some …
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Behind The Scenes #040- November 2014 – Carolina

No description for this one. You have to watch it to see exactly what tickled our inner nerds.

Raphael Tortuga’s Your Backstage Pass #033 – November 2014 – Carolina

Today I answer the age old question “So…what do you have under your tights?” Actually, if you’ve ever attended one of our R-Rated shows, chances are you’ve been there when we give you a glimpse. Ya know…D’Angelo and I with …
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Behind The Scenes #039 – December 2014 – Scaramouche

From my family to yours… Happy Holidays, Merry Christmas, Season’s Greetings, Feliz Navidad, Happy Hanukkah, Happy Kwanzaa (hope I didn’t leave anyone out)… and a very Happy New Year! Thank you all for a fabulous 2014…can’t wait to see you …
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Raphael Tortuga’s Your Backstage Pass #032 – November 2014 – Carolina

We When Photographers Share Their Pictures of Us With Us…and the fans Today I’m hanging out with Casey Marston Mullis of MM Photography. Casey has been visiting us at festivals (mostly the Carolina one) for many years and has been …
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Behind The Scenes #038 – November 2014 – Carolina

It’s the final day of the 2014 festival season for D’Angelo.  We will miss him. Sunday November 9, 2014 … At the end of our sixth weekend at the Carolina Renaissance Festival First up…we showcase one of our fabulous fans…by …
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Raphael Tortuga’s Your Backstage Pass #031 – October 2014 – Carolina

In the midst of a Student Day at the Carolina Renaissance Festival… We visit the Rose Cart! (which is owned by us…the Tortuga Twins) To see the rest of this post, please register or login.

December 2013 – I run naked up a mountain and fight a bear.

At the end of my journal last month I gave you a selection of sentences that I’d be expounding on in this month’s journal “LARF 13 now with Salvador”. “ Fireworks, pub, rain and  mud”.” Erections & Fencing” –  but …
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Gold Team Weekly Behind-the-Scenes Video: September 25 2013

Witness a glorious convergence of minions and the Gold Team at the Mall of America Skydeck in Minnesota!
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Greetings, Tortugaholics! It’s December!  And, usually that means me sharing some of my travels with you.  However, this year I’m trying things a little differently and I hope you like it.  I’ve had my faithful assistant Kristy prepare some questions …
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Greetings, Tortugaholics! This is the first foray into answering a few questions about Me, Life On the Road, Being a Tortuga Twin, and whatever else strikes my fancy.  In an effort to keep caught up and catch up with some …
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Today I answer the age old question “So…what do you have under your tights?” Actually, if you’ve ever attended one of our R-Rated shows, chances are you’ve been there when we give you a glimpse. Ya know…D’Angelo and I with …
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From my family to yours… Happy Holidays, Merry Christmas, Season’s Greetings, Feliz Navidad, Happy Hanukkah, Happy Kwanzaa (hope I didn’t leave anyone out)… and a very Happy New Year! Thank you all for a fabulous 2014…can’t wait to see you …
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We When Photographers Share Their Pictures of Us With Us…and the fans Today I’m hanging out with Casey Marston Mullis of MM Photography. Casey has been visiting us at festivals (mostly the Carolina one) for many years and has been …
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It’s the final day of the 2014 festival season for D’Angelo.  We will miss him. Sunday November 9, 2014 … At the end of our sixth weekend at the Carolina Renaissance Festival First up…we showcase one of our fabulous fans…by …
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In the midst of a Student Day at the Carolina Renaissance Festival… We visit the Rose Cart! (which is owned by us…the Tortuga Twins) To see the rest of this post, please register or login.

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Adults read freely – Kids? Whattya doin’? For no other reason than I want to include a pretty, scantily clad girl and some harsh language  – let me remind you that this will be a journal for adults this time.  …
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If you haven’t been out yet, you’d better go ahead and make those plans while there’s still time. Michigan Renaissance Festival Have you been out to see Salvador, Lucio & Fortunato yet?   There’s a new Tortuga in town and …
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I generally never know what to say in my monthly journals during a festival. My life quickly becomes both a lot of fun, but also very routine.  I work during the week down in Charlotte.  In the evenings I hit my …
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Want to Win FREE STUFF and garner INTERNET FAME? Want to have fun and try to “outdo” other Tortuga Fans? Want to show off really cool aspects of your life while supporting your favorite comic trio? You should enter our …
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Greetings, Tortugaholics! July has come and gone, and I’ve had a grand time in Wisconsin, Illinois, and the Bristol Renaissance Faire.  But, don’t take my word for it—check out my July Journal video and pictures! RIKI’S JULY 2014 TORTUGA JOURNAL …
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I’m writing you from our parking lot home, high summer, in Wisconsin Today is Tuesday August fourth as I write this. Tuesdays are Advice Column writing days but since I have been working ahead, getting columns done early, I can …
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Greetings, Tortugaholics! June is for visiting Friends & Family.  My first stop took me to my sister’s house in Glassport, Pennsylvania, where I got to visit her and my nephews.  My second was just 100 miles north of that in …
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Can you believe it, Blue Team’s fifth year in South Dakota. Man do I love this festival. And of course shenanigans continue at home. Come on in and check it out.
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With a wonderful run at the Arizona Renaissance festival complete, Georgia is only a few short days away. But first one last trip to Florida! Our summer tour keeps us in the Midwest until October so I always try to …
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What a fantastic year 2014 has been.  The high’s have been high and the lows have still managed to bring a smile as we remember friends and family who left us way too soon. Louisiana Renaissance Festival Though they only …
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Hello Time Travelers Weekend! Waking up to a very cold Saturday morning here in Carolina.  Sitting in the green room…huddled under a thermal blanket…wearing sweat pants, thermal top, fest skirt (hey…I am fashionable), hunting socks, furry hat and…and the heater …
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Greetings, Tortugaholics! It’s December!  And, usually that means me sharing some of my travels with you.  However, this year I’m trying things a little differently and I hope you like it.  I’ve had my faithful assistant Kristy prepare some questions …
Continue reading

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MEMBER ONLY POST

Greetings, Tortugaholics! This is the first foray into answering a few questions about Me, Life On the Road, Being a Tortuga Twin, and whatever else strikes my fancy.  In an effort to keep caught up and catch up with some …
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MEMBER ONLY POST

From my family to yours… Happy Holidays, Merry Christmas, Season’s Greetings, Feliz Navidad, Happy Hanukkah, Happy Kwanzaa (hope I didn’t leave anyone out)… and a very Happy New Year! Thank you all for a fabulous 2014…can’t wait to see you …
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Adults read freely – Kids? Whattya doin’? For no other reason than I want to include a pretty, scantily clad girl and some harsh language  – let me remind you that this will be a journal for adults this time.  …
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MEMBER ONLY POST

I generally never know what to say in my monthly journals during a festival. My life quickly becomes both a lot of fun, but also very routine.  I work during the week down in Charlotte.  In the evenings I hit my …
Continue reading

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Man, July was one crazy-ass month.  My birthday party was at the end, and it was going to be a big one.  So I had a lot of work to do around the house.  Basically taking out a load bearing wall, …
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Eating, sleeping, Skyrimming, petting Ferris, smoking, watching cartoons, making bad jokes, avoiding pants, weeping, reading comics, dancing weirdly in the living room, more eating,  washing dishes, sighing, cooking, acting, almost getting a real job, high fiving, snacking, painting, more sleeping. …
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Lucio’s List of Bad Hot Dog Toppings Carpet Snake Snape Cinnamon Red onion Freon Bluray Ice A clove Hair Caramel A bag Broccoli Pamphlets Oil Tobacco Racism Sand Another hot dog (hard to eat) Hair dye Rubber bands Human remains …
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With a wonderful run at the Arizona Renaissance festival complete, Georgia is only a few short days away. But first one last trip to Florida! Our summer tour keeps us in the Midwest until October so I always try to …
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They say a picture is worth a thousand words. I hope so cuz then I’ve already got about 40,000 words. Since I’m a little behind and writing both March and April’s journals at the same time, I’m gonna keep this …
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