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Behind The Scenes #046 – Arizona 2015 – March

Two minutes before our second to the last show of the day… Meet & Greet…Game of Thrones…Mad Max…yeah. We’ll miss you Arizona!

Raphael Tortuga’s Your Backstage Pass #037 Arizona 2015

Time Traveler’s Weekend! This is your glimpse of 501st Legion Vader’s Fist as they get ready to escort the King & Queen at the Arizona Renaissance Festival! I am such a geek! To see the rest of this post, please …
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It’s The “Oh My God, Has It Been That Long” Update

Yes, time does seem to fly lately! Georgia Renaissance Festival After a very rainy start, things have finally begun to dry out and heat up.  The first two weekends of the Georgia Renaissance Festival we really wet and muddy.  I …
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Behind The Scenes #048 – Georgia 2015 – April

We’re mixing the ol’ Behind The Scenes videos up a bit and posting this one a little out of sequence.  We do, however, have a very good reason. A certain long-haired Tortuga will be celebrating…are you ready for it?…his 50th …
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RIKI’S FEBRUARY 2015 TORTUGA JOURNAL

Greetings, Tortugaholics! February has come and gone!  But, before we are dive headlong into March of 2015, let’s take a look at what I’ve been doing to (mostly) keep out of trouble, shall we?   RIKI’S FEBRUARY 2015 TORTUGA JOURNAL …
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Raphael Tortuga’s Your Backstage Pass #036

Today…I’m backstage of the Boat House Stage watching part of the Ded Bob Show, snooping through his stuff (not really), but mostly I’m just shootin’ the shit. Please give me some ideas of things you’d like to see me do, …
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So…How’ve You All Been? Let’s talk Tortuga

Hot Fun in the Desert The ever fabulous Cindy Gray has caught us up to date through the 5th weekend of the Arizona Renaissance Festival. “Whoa, what happened here?  I blinked, and suddenly Week 5 is in the rear-view mirror!  …
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February 2015

Time to start the 2015 Festival season! Time to get back to work! It’s been since October since I performed with the guys. Hell, it’s been since October since I’ve done ANY kind of performing. Let’s all hope there IS …
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Happy New Year! January 2015

Time for Mia’s Birthday and our drive to AZ to start the season. This month we close out the Decorating Elves season and prepare for our trip across the country to start our 2015 festival season. But first we have …
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Raphael Tortuga’s Your Backstage Pass #032 – November 2014 – Carolina

We When Photographers Share Their Pictures of Us With Us…and the fans Today I’m hanging out with Casey Marston Mullis of MM Photography. Casey has been visiting us at festivals (mostly the Carolina one) for many years and has been …
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Two minutes before our second to the last show of the day… Meet & Greet…Game of Thrones…Mad Max…yeah. We’ll miss you Arizona!

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Yes, time does seem to fly lately! Georgia Renaissance Festival After a very rainy start, things have finally begun to dry out and heat up.  The first two weekends of the Georgia Renaissance Festival we really wet and muddy.  I …
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Time Traveler’s Weekend! This is your glimpse of 501st Legion Vader’s Fist as they get ready to escort the King & Queen at the Arizona Renaissance Festival! I am such a geek! To see the rest of this post, please …
Continue reading

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We’re mixing the ol’ Behind The Scenes videos up a bit and posting this one a little out of sequence.  We do, however, have a very good reason. A certain long-haired Tortuga will be celebrating…are you ready for it?…his 50th …
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Greetings, Tortugaholics! February has come and gone!  But, before we are dive headlong into March of 2015, let’s take a look at what I’ve been doing to (mostly) keep out of trouble, shall we?   RIKI’S FEBRUARY 2015 TORTUGA JOURNAL …
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Today…I’m backstage of the Boat House Stage watching part of the Ded Bob Show, snooping through his stuff (not really), but mostly I’m just shootin’ the shit. Please give me some ideas of things you’d like to see me do, …
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Time to start the 2015 Festival season! Time to get back to work! It’s been since October since I performed with the guys. Hell, it’s been since October since I’ve done ANY kind of performing. Let’s all hope there IS …
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Time for Mia’s Birthday and our drive to AZ to start the season. This month we close out the Decorating Elves season and prepare for our trip across the country to start our 2015 festival season. But first we have …
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We When Photographers Share Their Pictures of Us With Us…and the fans Today I’m hanging out with Casey Marston Mullis of MM Photography. Casey has been visiting us at festivals (mostly the Carolina one) for many years and has been …
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Adults read freely – Kids? Whattya doin’? For no other reason than I want to include a pretty, scantily clad girl and some harsh language  – let me remind you that this will be a journal for adults this time.  …
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If you haven’t been out yet, you’d better go ahead and make those plans while there’s still time. Michigan Renaissance Festival Have you been out to see Salvador, Lucio & Fortunato yet?   There’s a new Tortuga in town and …
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I generally never know what to say in my monthly journals during a festival. My life quickly becomes both a lot of fun, but also very routine.  I work during the week down in Charlotte.  In the evenings I hit my …
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Want to Win FREE STUFF and garner INTERNET FAME? Want to have fun and try to “outdo” other Tortuga Fans? Want to show off really cool aspects of your life while supporting your favorite comic trio? You should enter our …
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Greetings, Tortugaholics! July has come and gone, and I’ve had a grand time in Wisconsin, Illinois, and the Bristol Renaissance Faire.  But, don’t take my word for it—check out my July Journal video and pictures! RIKI’S JULY 2014 TORTUGA JOURNAL …
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I’m writing you from our parking lot home, high summer, in Wisconsin Today is Tuesday August fourth as I write this. Tuesdays are Advice Column writing days but since I have been working ahead, getting columns done early, I can …
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Greetings, Tortugaholics! June is for visiting Friends & Family.  My first stop took me to my sister’s house in Glassport, Pennsylvania, where I got to visit her and my nephews.  My second was just 100 miles north of that in …
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Can you believe it, Blue Team’s fifth year in South Dakota. Man do I love this festival. And of course shenanigans continue at home. Come on in and check it out.
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With a wonderful run at the Arizona Renaissance festival complete, Georgia is only a few short days away. But first one last trip to Florida! Our summer tour keeps us in the Midwest until October so I always try to …
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Time Traveler’s Weekend! This is your glimpse of 501st Legion Vader’s Fist as they get ready to escort the King & Queen at the Arizona Renaissance Festival! I am such a geek! To see the rest of this post, please …
Continue reading

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Greetings, Tortugaholics! February has come and gone!  But, before we are dive headlong into March of 2015, let’s take a look at what I’ve been doing to (mostly) keep out of trouble, shall we?   RIKI’S FEBRUARY 2015 TORTUGA JOURNAL …
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February 2015

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Time to start the 2015 Festival season! Time to get back to work! It’s been since October since I performed with the guys. Hell, it’s been since October since I’ve done ANY kind of performing. Let’s all hope there IS …
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Time for Mia’s Birthday and our drive to AZ to start the season. This month we close out the Decorating Elves season and prepare for our trip across the country to start our 2015 festival season. But first we have …
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From my family to yours… Happy Holidays, Merry Christmas, Season’s Greetings, Feliz Navidad, Happy Hanukkah, Happy Kwanzaa (hope I didn’t leave anyone out)… and a very Happy New Year! Thank you all for a fabulous 2014…can’t wait to see you …
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Adults read freely – Kids? Whattya doin’? For no other reason than I want to include a pretty, scantily clad girl and some harsh language  – let me remind you that this will be a journal for adults this time.  …
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MEMBER ONLY POST

I generally never know what to say in my monthly journals during a festival. My life quickly becomes both a lot of fun, but also very routine.  I work during the week down in Charlotte.  In the evenings I hit my …
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Man, July was one crazy-ass month.  My birthday party was at the end, and it was going to be a big one.  So I had a lot of work to do around the house.  Basically taking out a load bearing wall, …
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Eating, sleeping, Skyrimming, petting Ferris, smoking, watching cartoons, making bad jokes, avoiding pants, weeping, reading comics, dancing weirdly in the living room, more eating,  washing dishes, sighing, cooking, acting, almost getting a real job, high fiving, snacking, painting, more sleeping. …
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Lucio’s List of Bad Hot Dog Toppings Carpet Snake Snape Cinnamon Red onion Freon Bluray Ice A clove Hair Caramel A bag Broccoli Pamphlets Oil Tobacco Racism Sand Another hot dog (hard to eat) Hair dye Rubber bands Human remains …
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