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Raphael Tortuga’s – Your Backstage Pass #045 – MN 2015 – August

Waiting to do a promo at fest. We have Fairies…Sushi…and a man on his phone. What more do you need? To see the rest of this post, please register or login.

Raphael Tortuga’s – Your Backstage Pass – #044 – Georgia 2015

Suspension of Disbelief Listen carefully…learn something new…like I did. isthatblakeoutloaw.com (FYI – there is not video #043) To see the rest of this post, please register or login.

Behind The Scenes #060 – Bristol 2015 – August

It’s the final weekend (for us) at the Bristol Renaissance Faire. D’Angelo (Jef) is losing his voice…we’ll be at the Minnesota Renaissance Festival for the first six weekends ONLY…our kickstarter project has been launched…sad about Michigan Renaissance Festival events and…Scaramouche (Ronn) let’s …
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Swordfighting & Stupidity-Millennium Reboot:30th Anniversary

  Lo and behold the beginning of our newest Kickstarter Project for our 10th Tortuga Twins DVD! That’s right!  Our long awaited remake of everyone’s favorite bodaciously naughty, wild and crazy R-Rated show is on the way to becoming a …
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Raphael Tortuga’s Backstage Pass #042 – June 2015 – Georgia

This weekend were gifted the company of the very lovely Shanna and Cassandra who drove all the way from North Carolina to enjoy a girl’s day at the Georgia Renaissance Festival.   To see the rest of this post, please …
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Raphael Tortuga’s Backstage Pass #041 – May 2015 – Georgia

Success Freaks Saturday! Today I’m hanging out with my Success Freaks friends on Memorial Day Weekend at the Georgia Renaissance Festival…and…I thought you might like to tag along. If you haven’t checked out our radio show yet, here’s your link. …
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We Love JULY Because…

There are many reasons…like…The Fourth of July…summer festivals…school is out…shark week…the rivers, lakes and water parks come alive…but also… July 11 Means THE BRISTOL RENAISSANCE FAIRE begins! Yep, July 11 thru Aug 16 Scaramouche, Raphael and D’Angelo will be spreading …
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RIKI’S APRIL 2015 TORTUGA JOURNAL

Greetings, Tortugaholics! Behold my April 2015 Journal!  I’ve traversed this country, going from Arizona to Georgia to Las Vegas, Nevada.  I’ve enjoyed on-screen time, watching-friends-onstage time, and imparting-wisdom-via-a-panel time.  It has been a good month for yours truly – new-crown …
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It’s The “Oh My God, Has It Been That Long” Update

Yes, time does seem to fly lately! Georgia Renaissance Festival After a very rainy start, things have finally begun to dry out and heat up.  The first two weekends of the Georgia Renaissance Festival we really wet and muddy.  I …
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RIKI’S FEBRUARY 2015 TORTUGA JOURNAL

Greetings, Tortugaholics! February has come and gone!  But, before we are dive headlong into March of 2015, let’s take a look at what I’ve been doing to (mostly) keep out of trouble, shall we?   RIKI’S FEBRUARY 2015 TORTUGA JOURNAL …
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  Lo and behold the beginning of our newest Kickstarter Project for our 10th Tortuga Twins DVD! That’s right!  Our long awaited remake of everyone’s favorite bodaciously naughty, wild and crazy R-Rated show is on the way to becoming a …
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Waiting to do a promo at fest. We have Fairies…Sushi…and a man on his phone. What more do you need? To see the rest of this post, please register or login.

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Suspension of Disbelief Listen carefully…learn something new…like I did. isthatblakeoutloaw.com (FYI – there is not video #043) To see the rest of this post, please register or login.

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It’s the final weekend (for us) at the Bristol Renaissance Faire. D’Angelo (Jef) is losing his voice…we’ll be at the Minnesota Renaissance Festival for the first six weekends ONLY…our kickstarter project has been launched…sad about Michigan Renaissance Festival events and…Scaramouche (Ronn) let’s …
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This weekend were gifted the company of the very lovely Shanna and Cassandra who drove all the way from North Carolina to enjoy a girl’s day at the Georgia Renaissance Festival.   To see the rest of this post, please …
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Success Freaks Saturday! Today I’m hanging out with my Success Freaks friends on Memorial Day Weekend at the Georgia Renaissance Festival…and…I thought you might like to tag along. If you haven’t checked out our radio show yet, here’s your link. …
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There are many reasons…like…The Fourth of July…summer festivals…school is out…shark week…the rivers, lakes and water parks come alive…but also… July 11 Means THE BRISTOL RENAISSANCE FAIRE begins! Yep, July 11 thru Aug 16 Scaramouche, Raphael and D’Angelo will be spreading …
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Greetings, Tortugaholics! Behold my April 2015 Journal!  I’ve traversed this country, going from Arizona to Georgia to Las Vegas, Nevada.  I’ve enjoyed on-screen time, watching-friends-onstage time, and imparting-wisdom-via-a-panel time.  It has been a good month for yours truly – new-crown …
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Yes, time does seem to fly lately! Georgia Renaissance Festival After a very rainy start, things have finally begun to dry out and heat up.  The first two weekends of the Georgia Renaissance Festival we really wet and muddy.  I …
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Greetings, Tortugaholics! February has come and gone!  But, before we are dive headlong into March of 2015, let’s take a look at what I’ve been doing to (mostly) keep out of trouble, shall we?   RIKI’S FEBRUARY 2015 TORTUGA JOURNAL …
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February 2015

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Time to start the 2015 Festival season! Time to get back to work! It’s been since October since I performed with the guys. Hell, it’s been since October since I’ve done ANY kind of performing. Let’s all hope there IS …
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Time for Mia’s Birthday and our drive to AZ to start the season. This month we close out the Decorating Elves season and prepare for our trip across the country to start our 2015 festival season. But first we have …
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Adults read freely – Kids? Whattya doin’? For no other reason than I want to include a pretty, scantily clad girl and some harsh language  – let me remind you that this will be a journal for adults this time.  …
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If you haven’t been out yet, you’d better go ahead and make those plans while there’s still time. Michigan Renaissance Festival Have you been out to see Salvador, Lucio & Fortunato yet?   There’s a new Tortuga in town and …
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I generally never know what to say in my monthly journals during a festival. My life quickly becomes both a lot of fun, but also very routine.  I work during the week down in Charlotte.  In the evenings I hit my …
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Want to Win FREE STUFF and garner INTERNET FAME? Want to have fun and try to “outdo” other Tortuga Fans? Want to show off really cool aspects of your life while supporting your favorite comic trio? You should enter our …
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Greetings, Tortugaholics! July has come and gone, and I’ve had a grand time in Wisconsin, Illinois, and the Bristol Renaissance Faire.  But, don’t take my word for it—check out my July Journal video and pictures! RIKI’S JULY 2014 TORTUGA JOURNAL …
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I’m writing you from our parking lot home, high summer, in Wisconsin Today is Tuesday August fourth as I write this. Tuesdays are Advice Column writing days but since I have been working ahead, getting columns done early, I can …
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Greetings, Tortugaholics! June is for visiting Friends & Family.  My first stop took me to my sister’s house in Glassport, Pennsylvania, where I got to visit her and my nephews.  My second was just 100 miles north of that in …
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Can you believe it, Blue Team’s fifth year in South Dakota. Man do I love this festival. And of course shenanigans continue at home. Come on in and check it out.
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With a wonderful run at the Arizona Renaissance festival complete, Georgia is only a few short days away. But first one last trip to Florida! Our summer tour keeps us in the Midwest until October so I always try to …
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Before we launched our Swordfighting & Stupidity-Millennium Reboot:30th Anniversary Kickstarter campaign, we filmed this little video at the Bristol Renaissance Festival. We want you to be a part of the madness (and fun) by backing this project. Once funded, we’ll …
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Waiting to do a promo at fest. We have Fairies…Sushi…and a man on his phone. What more do you need? To see the rest of this post, please register or login.

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Suspension of Disbelief Listen carefully…learn something new…like I did. isthatblakeoutloaw.com (FYI – there is not video #043) To see the rest of this post, please register or login.

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February 2015

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Time to start the 2015 Festival season! Time to get back to work! It’s been since October since I performed with the guys. Hell, it’s been since October since I’ve done ANY kind of performing. Let’s all hope there IS …
Continue reading

0

MEMBER ONLY POST

Time for Mia’s Birthday and our drive to AZ to start the season. This month we close out the Decorating Elves season and prepare for our trip across the country to start our 2015 festival season. But first we have …
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From my family to yours… Happy Holidays, Merry Christmas, Season’s Greetings, Feliz Navidad, Happy Hanukkah, Happy Kwanzaa (hope I didn’t leave anyone out)… and a very Happy New Year! Thank you all for a fabulous 2014…can’t wait to see you …
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Adults read freely – Kids? Whattya doin’? For no other reason than I want to include a pretty, scantily clad girl and some harsh language  – let me remind you that this will be a journal for adults this time.  …
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1

MEMBER ONLY POST

I generally never know what to say in my monthly journals during a festival. My life quickly becomes both a lot of fun, but also very routine.  I work during the week down in Charlotte.  In the evenings I hit my …
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Man, July was one crazy-ass month.  My birthday party was at the end, and it was going to be a big one.  So I had a lot of work to do around the house.  Basically taking out a load bearing wall, …
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Eating, sleeping, Skyrimming, petting Ferris, smoking, watching cartoons, making bad jokes, avoiding pants, weeping, reading comics, dancing weirdly in the living room, more eating,  washing dishes, sighing, cooking, acting, almost getting a real job, high fiving, snacking, painting, more sleeping. …
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Lucio’s List of Bad Hot Dog Toppings Carpet Snake Snape Cinnamon Red onion Freon Bluray Ice A clove Hair Caramel A bag Broccoli Pamphlets Oil Tobacco Racism Sand Another hot dog (hard to eat) Hair dye Rubber bands Human remains …
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