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Behind The Scenes #074 – Arizona – March 2016

Ever wonder what happens when Tortugas run out of anything to say?  

Behind The Scenes #073 – Arizona – March 2016

Early morning festival day… We’re working on a new show called Three Little Pigs. It’s true. **You guys really watch these things…right?!  If so, let us know what you think…or…what you’d like to see us do.** Thanks for watching

We Can Still Feel the Love and Hear the Laughter…Arizona

As we bid adeau to the Arizona Renaissance Festival, we leave you with one last update from illustrious our cart leader…Cindy Gray: It is always with mixed emotions that we approach our final weekend.  On one hand, there are goodbyes …
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Ronn’s December 2014/January 2015 Video Journal

In this adventurous entry… Early Christmas in Louisiana… Mini Vacation in Florida More Christmas, Dragons, construction and partying in Arizona And…Pole Dancing Ninja   To see the rest of this post, please register or login.

Updates…Updates…We Got ‘Em!

Weekends 3 & 4 Weekend 3 was a lot of fun.  Saturday was Deaf Awareness Day, so there was a lot of putting the translators to the test!  No matter what the challenge, though, they all did a fantastic job.  …
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Ronn’s October – November 2014 Journal

October and November mean quality with family and friends in Carolina, Florida and Louisiana. Asheville, NC Carolina Ren Fest We do parties!    No…really…you can hire us!To see the rest of this post, please register or login.

Ronn’s September Slide Show Journal – 2014

Experimenting with a new way to bring you Journal entries.  (Yes…yes this is a bit late.) Tiny fairy helpers… Star Trek Exhibition Minnesota Ren Fest.. Minnesota Meet & Greet…  

Swordfighting and Stupidity Reboot…the DVD Backers AKA Kickstarter Peeps

As we mentioned on facebook, here’s the list we have of our fabulous backers. What we need YOU to do: Check out YOUR name and make sure it is listed the way YOU want it to appear on the DVD.  Make any …
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Behind The Scenes #064 – Carolina 2015 – October

Okay…so we’ve missed a few videos…actually the first three weekends of Carolina. However, in our defense, opening weekend was completely rained out. We had one good day on each of the next two weekends (no rain) and…new stage…new expansion of …
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Raphael Tortuga’s – Your Backstage Pass #045 – MN 2015 – August

Waiting to do a promo at fest. We have Fairies…Sushi…and a man on his phone. What more do you need? To see the rest of this post, please register or login.

As we bid adeau to the Arizona Renaissance Festival, we leave you with one last update from illustrious our cart leader…Cindy Gray: It is always with mixed emotions that we approach our final weekend.  On one hand, there are goodbyes …
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Weekends 3 & 4 Weekend 3 was a lot of fun.  Saturday was Deaf Awareness Day, so there was a lot of putting the translators to the test!  No matter what the challenge, though, they all did a fantastic job.  …
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Ever wonder what happens when Tortugas run out of anything to say?  

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Early morning festival day… We’re working on a new show called Three Little Pigs. It’s true. **You guys really watch these things…right?!  If so, let us know what you think…or…what you’d like to see us do.** Thanks for watching

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In this adventurous entry… Early Christmas in Louisiana… Mini Vacation in Florida More Christmas, Dragons, construction and partying in Arizona And…Pole Dancing Ninja   To see the rest of this post, please register or login.

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October and November mean quality with family and friends in Carolina, Florida and Louisiana. Asheville, NC Carolina Ren Fest We do parties!    No…really…you can hire us!To see the rest of this post, please register or login.

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Experimenting with a new way to bring you Journal entries.  (Yes…yes this is a bit late.) Tiny fairy helpers… Star Trek Exhibition Minnesota Ren Fest.. Minnesota Meet & Greet…  

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As we mentioned on facebook, here’s the list we have of our fabulous backers. What we need YOU to do: Check out YOUR name and make sure it is listed the way YOU want it to appear on the DVD.  Make any …
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Okay…so we’ve missed a few videos…actually the first three weekends of Carolina. However, in our defense, opening weekend was completely rained out. We had one good day on each of the next two weekends (no rain) and…new stage…new expansion of …
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A little chilly, but that’s perfect festival weather..right?! It’s the THIRD weekend of the Carolina Renaissance Festival…and not only it is NOT raining…it’s SUNNY!  Reminder:  Tortugas are on a new stage for their final (R-Rated) show of the day! It’s …
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Waiting to do a promo at fest. We have Fairies…Sushi…and a man on his phone. What more do you need? To see the rest of this post, please register or login.

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Suspension of Disbelief Listen carefully…learn something new…like I did. isthatblakeoutloaw.com (FYI – there is not video #043) To see the rest of this post, please register or login.

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Greetings, Tortugaholics! Behold my April 2015 Journal!  I’ve traversed this country, going from Arizona to Georgia to Las Vegas, Nevada.  I’ve enjoyed on-screen time, watching-friends-onstage time, and imparting-wisdom-via-a-panel time.  It has been a good month for yours truly – new-crown …
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Greetings, Tortugaholics! February has come and gone!  But, before we are dive headlong into March of 2015, let’s take a look at what I’ve been doing to (mostly) keep out of trouble, shall we?   RIKI’S FEBRUARY 2015 TORTUGA JOURNAL …
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February 2015

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Time to start the 2015 Festival season! Time to get back to work! It’s been since October since I performed with the guys. Hell, it’s been since October since I’ve done ANY kind of performing. Let’s all hope there IS …
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Time for Mia’s Birthday and our drive to AZ to start the season. This month we close out the Decorating Elves season and prepare for our trip across the country to start our 2015 festival season. But first we have …
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Adults read freely – Kids? Whattya doin’? For no other reason than I want to include a pretty, scantily clad girl and some harsh language  – let me remind you that this will be a journal for adults this time.  …
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If you haven’t been out yet, you’d better go ahead and make those plans while there’s still time. Michigan Renaissance Festival Have you been out to see Salvador, Lucio & Fortunato yet?   There’s a new Tortuga in town and …
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I generally never know what to say in my monthly journals during a festival. My life quickly becomes both a lot of fun, but also very routine.  I work during the week down in Charlotte.  In the evenings I hit my …
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Want to Win FREE STUFF and garner INTERNET FAME? Want to have fun and try to “outdo” other Tortuga Fans? Want to show off really cool aspects of your life while supporting your favorite comic trio? You should enter our …
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Greetings, Tortugaholics! July has come and gone, and I’ve had a grand time in Wisconsin, Illinois, and the Bristol Renaissance Faire.  But, don’t take my word for it—check out my July Journal video and pictures! RIKI’S JULY 2014 TORTUGA JOURNAL …
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I’m writing you from our parking lot home, high summer, in Wisconsin Today is Tuesday August fourth as I write this. Tuesdays are Advice Column writing days but since I have been working ahead, getting columns done early, I can …
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Greetings, Tortugaholics! June is for visiting Friends & Family.  My first stop took me to my sister’s house in Glassport, Pennsylvania, where I got to visit her and my nephews.  My second was just 100 miles north of that in …
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Can you believe it, Blue Team’s fifth year in South Dakota. Man do I love this festival. And of course shenanigans continue at home. Come on in and check it out.
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With a wonderful run at the Arizona Renaissance festival complete, Georgia is only a few short days away. But first one last trip to Florida! Our summer tour keeps us in the Midwest until October so I always try to …
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In this adventurous entry… Early Christmas in Louisiana… Mini Vacation in Florida More Christmas, Dragons, construction and partying in Arizona And…Pole Dancing Ninja   To see the rest of this post, please register or login.

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October and November mean quality with family and friends in Carolina, Florida and Louisiana. Asheville, NC Carolina Ren Fest We do parties!    No…really…you can hire us!To see the rest of this post, please register or login.

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Waiting to do a promo at fest. We have Fairies…Sushi…and a man on his phone. What more do you need? To see the rest of this post, please register or login.

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Suspension of Disbelief Listen carefully…learn something new…like I did. isthatblakeoutloaw.com (FYI – there is not video #043) To see the rest of this post, please register or login.

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February 2015

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Time to start the 2015 Festival season! Time to get back to work! It’s been since October since I performed with the guys. Hell, it’s been since October since I’ve done ANY kind of performing. Let’s all hope there IS …
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Time for Mia’s Birthday and our drive to AZ to start the season. This month we close out the Decorating Elves season and prepare for our trip across the country to start our 2015 festival season. But first we have …
Continue reading

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MEMBER ONLY POST

I generally never know what to say in my monthly journals during a festival. My life quickly becomes both a lot of fun, but also very routine.  I work during the week down in Charlotte.  In the evenings I hit my …
Continue reading

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Man, July was one crazy-ass month.  My birthday party was at the end, and it was going to be a big one.  So I had a lot of work to do around the house.  Basically taking out a load bearing wall, …
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Eating, sleeping, Skyrimming, petting Ferris, smoking, watching cartoons, making bad jokes, avoiding pants, weeping, reading comics, dancing weirdly in the living room, more eating,  washing dishes, sighing, cooking, acting, almost getting a real job, high fiving, snacking, painting, more sleeping. …
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Lucio’s List of Bad Hot Dog Toppings Carpet Snake Snape Cinnamon Red onion Freon Bluray Ice A clove Hair Caramel A bag Broccoli Pamphlets Oil Tobacco Racism Sand Another hot dog (hard to eat) Hair dye Rubber bands Human remains …
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