Products Archive - Tortuga Twins https://www.tortugatwins.com/goodies/ Wed, 06 Aug 2025 20:22:48 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.9.4 https://www.tortugatwins.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/cropped-cropped-Untitled-1-1-32x32.png Products Archive - Tortuga Twins https://www.tortugatwins.com/goodies/ 32 32 T2 Booty Shorts https://www.tortugatwins.com/product/t2-booty-shorts/ Wed, 06 Aug 2025 19:27:38 +0000 https://www.tortugatwins.com/?post_type=product&p=27866 Whether it's for playing sports or sleeping shorts, cover your butt with our Tortuga Twins Booty Shorts and shake, shake, shake your booty like it's 1599!!! "Booty" Design is on […]

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]]> Whether it's for playing sports or sleeping shorts, cover your butt with our Tortuga Twins Booty Shorts and shake, shake, shake your booty like it's 1599!!!

  • "Booty" Design is on the left butt cheek. Front of shorts is blank.
  • Designed for cheer, dance, and much more. These jersey knit shorts have a classic exposed waistband that can be worn rolled or unrolled.
  • 6.2-ounce, 60/40 cotton/polyester
  • White exposed elastic waistband
  • 3-inch inseam
  • 1-inch side vents
  • Form fitting
  • Tear-away label

*** Each Item is made to order ***

*** Please allow up to three weeks for all orders ***

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]]> Tortuga Faces 2010s t-shirt https://www.tortugatwins.com/product/tortuga-faces-2010s-t-shirt/ Wed, 12 Feb 2025 03:56:40 +0000 https://www.tortugatwins.com/product/tortuga-faces-2010s-t-shirt/ You’ve seen them live on stage and laughed hysterically at their antics. Now let your Tortugaholics flag fly with this minimalist-inspired art of the Tortuga Twins of the early 2010s. […]

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]]> You’ve seen them live on stage and laughed hysterically at their antics. Now let your Tortugaholics flag fly with this minimalist-inspired art of the Tortuga Twins of the early 2010s. -Original art by Rebecca Sachtleben-

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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]]> Great Idea…Trust Me –RUM tee https://www.tortugatwins.com/product/great-ideatrust-me-rum-tee/ Wed, 12 Feb 2025 00:20:11 +0000 https://www.tortugatwins.com/product/great-ideatrust-me-rum-tee/ Rum is always a great idea! Whether you’re Waxing Piratical on the seven seas or in your college dorm, Rum, in all its glory, will see you through sunny days […]

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]]> Rum is always a great idea! Whether you’re Waxing Piratical on the seven seas or in your college dorm, Rum, in all its glory, will see you through sunny days and stormy nights. Trust me.

You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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]]> T2 Inappropriate Innuendo tee – YELLOW INK https://www.tortugatwins.com/product/t2-inappropriate-innuendo-tee-gold-lettering/ Fri, 31 Jan 2025 21:10:32 +0000 https://www.tortugatwins.com/product/t2-inappropriate-innuendo-tee-gold-lettering/ The shirt says it all. Now your friends know what they’re in for whenever you come around…. Shenanigans of the most Tortuga kind! The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will […]

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]]> The shirt says it all. Now your friends know what they’re in for whenever you come around…. Shenanigans of the most Tortuga kind!

The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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]]> Tortugámon GO tee https://www.tortugatwins.com/product/tortugamon-go-tee/ Fri, 31 Jan 2025 20:12:37 +0000 https://www.tortugatwins.com/product/tortugamon-go-tee/ Gotta catch ‘em all! Join Tortugaholic Trainers across the globe as you seek to capture your own Tortuga Twin pocket monster in this Parody tee of one of the world’s […]

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]]> Gotta catch ‘em all! Join Tortugaholic Trainers across the globe as you seek to capture your own Tortuga Twin pocket monster in this Parody tee of one of the world’s best and most-popular games.

T-shirts are a dime a dozen, but this one stands out from the pack. It’s super soft, breathable, and has just the right amount of stretch. Need we say more?

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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]]> T2 25th Anniversary “Star Wars” Parody t-shirt https://www.tortugatwins.com/product/t2-25th-anniversary-star-wars-parody-t-shirt/ Thu, 30 Jan 2025 23:32:16 +0000 https://www.tortugatwins.com/product/t2-25th-anniversary-star-wars-parody-t-shirt/ A long time ago. In a galaxy far, far away…. Well, okay, so not That long ago. The Tortuga Twins were established in 1987. Wear this Star Wars Parody shirt […]

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]]> A long time ago. In a galaxy far, far away…. Well, okay, so not That long ago. The Tortuga Twins were established in 1987. Wear this Star Wars Parody shirt to commemorate the anniversary of that auspicious occasion. (Initially printed in 2012.)

You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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]]> T2 Inappropriate Innuendo tee – BLACK INK https://www.tortugatwins.com/product/t2-inappropriate-innuendo-tee/ Thu, 30 Jan 2025 20:51:39 +0000 https://www.tortugatwins.com/product/t2-inappropriate-innuendo-tee/ The shirt says it all. Now your friends know what they’re in for whenever you come around…. Shenanigans of the most Tortuga kind! You've now found the staple t-shirt of […]

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]]> The shirt says it all. Now your friends know what they’re in for whenever you come around…. Shenanigans of the most Tortuga kind!

You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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]]> T2 Elements of Comedy tee https://www.tortugatwins.com/product/t2-elements-of-comedy-tee/ Thu, 30 Jan 2025 20:23:14 +0000 https://www.tortugatwins.com/product/t2-elements-of-comedy-tee/ Look no further for the Building Blocks of Funny or the Science of Silly. You can find them all right here on your Tortuga Twins Elements of Comedy tee. Why […]

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]]> Look no further for the Building Blocks of Funny or the Science of Silly. You can find them all right here on your Tortuga Twins Elements of Comedy tee. Why not be fashionable while showing everyone that you can be both Brilliant and Amusing, all rolled into one fun package of pure hilarity?!

The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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]]> Tortug-a-Meter tee https://www.tortugatwins.com/product/tortug-a-meter-tee-2/ Thu, 30 Jan 2025 19:32:47 +0000 https://www.tortugatwins.com/product/tortug-a-meter-tee-2/ Everything’s on a Spectrum, and we’re no different. You get to decide where you fall on this Tortuga-scaled metric. You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made […]

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]]> Everything’s on a Spectrum, and we’re no different. You get to decide where you fall on this Tortuga-scaled metric.

You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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]]> Be a Tortuga Twin t-shirt https://www.tortugatwins.com/product/be-a-tortuga-twin-t-shirt/ Thu, 30 Jan 2025 17:47:15 +0000 https://www.tortugatwins.com/product/be-a-tortuga-twin-t-shirt/ Be yourself. But… if you ever get the chance to “take a walk on the Tortuga side,” be a Tortuga Twin. Our benefits “packages” are so choice! The 100% cotton […]

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]]> Be yourself. But… if you ever get the chance to “take a walk on the Tortuga side,” be a Tortuga Twin. Our benefits “packages” are so choice!

The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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