Now that you understand who we are and what we do, let's get down to why you should hire us.

First, there's these facts about comedy, entertainment and training retention. These thingssound great in a staff meeting so why not Read the compelling and official sounding research

We can match our performance program to fit any subject matter that you throw our way. We are completely flexible, and we will tailor our shows to your favorite idea. Or, if you don't have the time to put together an idea of your own, pick one from our list. We have an unlimited selection of themes to choose from, and we are happy to work hand in hand with you, hammering out the details to custom fit any of our pre-packaged show scenarios to complement your next big meeting, event, or party.

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The choice is yours!
The Tortuga Twins will provide any level of interaction and characterization you desire, from quirky and entertaining characters like our nerds who wander your convention, brightening faces as they go to full-scale pirate battles with buccaneers in search of buried treasure. There are mad scientists on the prowl, amusing your guests and rowdy banditos to Emcee your presentations. We have musketeers and monsters, spies and gangsters…the list goes on and on.

We have stage shows written about Robin Hood and Maid Marion, Little Red Riding Hood and the Big, Bad Wolf, even Santa Clause and Rudolf…. Or have us write one special for you! As we said, the choice is yours.

We bring smiles to any audience-younger and older, bawdy or "Disney-clean." The choice of show rating is up to you. Our shows can be wholesome and appropriate for the more family oriented audiences or a bit risqué for that roast or trade show atmosphere! Remember, with the Tortuga Twins, you are the boss.

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"People retain things when they experience them in an unforgettable way." -Hal Silberman, 101 Ways to Make Training Active

Get more Bang for your Buck: Studies show, presentations that incorporate comedy, dramatics, and interaction improve attentiveness, motivation, and information retention. What better way is there to get your point across and have a great time doing it? Make your next business meeting or party the event of the season. With the Tortuga Twins on your team, there will be no wondering what it was you were trying to say or what you did with the convention's entertainment budget-only questions asking when you can do it again.

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