Introducing the Tortuga Twins —the corporate world's most innovative interactive comedy troupe.
We're in the business of funny!
Dear Tortuga Twins,
I wanted to send you a very big and hearty "Thank you" for the Private party you attended in honor of our Birthday party. We had so many of our guests wanting to do the private party again for next year. I was so elated when I received such a positive and eager response from this event and I would gladly have you guys back for the fun and frolic that you provided for me and all of the guests that were in attendance!
The SWORD Show was worth every penny and it made me feel very greatful that you guys could provide laughter in a time when every one seemed to be stressing. So, again THANK YOU for everything that you brought to the party and I hope we can do this next year at the 'same time, same channel'. The laughter and personal touches that you incorporated in the show were just amazing and so very very funny!!! I would do this every year that you come back to Arizona! I am so ecstatic about next year so keep in touch and let me know if we can get together and have some hilarious laughter again. Huzzah!!!!
Thank you so much Scaramouche, Raphael and D'Angelo for a whopping great time of fun and laughter. Laughter is definitely the best medicine and you are the Masters.
Sincerely a Fan forever,
Kathy Jancarole
We are a multi-talented team boasting an extensive performance background with over 30 years of comedic audience participation and improv experience. We know how to make people laugh!
The Tortuga Twins can turn any run-of-the-mill event into something quite unforgettable. We have the perfect way to take your mundane gathering and turn it into an affair to remember.
If you are looking for a versatile, dependable, and above all fun crew with the experience to handle any size enterprise, then the Tortuga Twins are the trio for you!
The Tortuga Twins , your entertainment professionals, are perfect for:
- After Dinner Entertainment
- Association Conferences
- Awards Banquet Entertainment
- Client Appreciation Events
- Company Holiday Parties
- Conference Kick Offs
- Corporate Event Entertainment
- Employee Appreciation Events
- Motivational Team Building
- Private Parties
- And, any number of Memorable Events
Just leave the hilarity to us—we'll do all the work for you.
You are on the threshold of creating entertainment magic… with a little help from us. So, what are you waiting for?
Special - Fan Appreciation SALE!
For a limited time the Tortuga Twins are having a Tortugaholic Fan Appreciation Sale! This means that we have slashed our normal rate by more than two-thirds !
The normal cost for an evening of Tortuga-filled hilarity can start at the base of $3,000 (and may go up from there depending on wanted amenities, travel expenses, and any writing and/or tailoring of the shows that needs to be done).
But for the duration of this sale
What was once $3000+ is now only $750 - $1000 (some restrictions apply *** ).
Imagine . . . all evening Scaramouche, D'Angelo, & Raphael have been hobnobbing with your guests. Offering up a generous serving of charm and laughter—meeting & greeting while your friends & family, clients & colleagues cocktail and enjoy their appetizers. A brief break for dinner, and then . . .
The Tortuga Twins are live onstage at your event! Bringing delighted onlookers up to play the star in any one of their four audience participation shows. Robin Hood . The Big Bad Wolf . Captain Morgan and the Island Queen (the pirate comedy show). Or watch the Tortuga Twins do what they do best in Troy Story (about the Trojan War & Helen of Troy) and Swordfighting & Stupidity (the rated “R” show). (No audience picks for these last two—just sit back and enjoy the show.)
*** This special price is dependent upon availability and the following stipulations:
- Tues, Wed, Thurs performances ONLY
- Little or no travel involved
- Stock Tortuga Twins Shows only
TORTUGA SPECIAL EVENT FAQs:
Before we go any further…the answer is Yes!
- Can you entertain for my Corporate Party or Awards banquet?
- Can you help us keep our next conference, meeting, or seminar lively and entertaining
- Can you perform at my wedding, Birhtday party or Bar Mitzvah:
- Can you perform shows other than “Renaissance Style” shows
- Will you write a brand new show specifically for our event?
- Can you do clean show? We're not sure we want it to be wild and raucous
- Are there other comedic services you provide?
- Can I afford you?
Can you entertain for my Corporate Party or Awards Banquet?
YES! We can customize our show to your fit business & event. And since the show is interactive, we will bring your co-workers up on stage with us to join in on the excitement. We'll even spoof your competition—all in the name of good fun! Imagine your friends, co-workers, or even your CEO on stage in the thick of a production guaranteed to delight audiences of all ages!
Can you help us keep our next conference, meeting, or seminar lively and entertaining?
YES! The Tortuga Twins make the audience part of the show. No longer will your coworkers sit passively by, fighting the urge to slip out early or worse…fall asleep.
We design all of our productions to get the audience involved and break down the “fourth wall” of traditional theater. We bring your colleagues into the action and often onto the stage to make for a highly entertaining and memorable experience.
Can you perform at my Wedding, Birthday party or Bar Mitzvah?
YES! Just as with any size event, we can perform at any type event. The choice is yours. We're ready to play at any and all functions—birthday, weddings, bachelorette parties, you name it. Whatever your celebration, we'll show up to make you laugh.
Can you perform shows other than “Renaissance Style” shows?
YES! The Tortuga Twins will provide any type of entertainment you desire. Our interactive characters run the full gamut—from quirky and amusing personalities who wander your convention, brightening faces as they go…to full-scale pirate battles with buccaneers in search of buried treasure. There are mad scientists on the prowl, nerds delighting your guests, and rowdy banditos to emcee your presentations. We have musketeers and monsters, spies and gangsters—the list goes on and on.
Will you write a brand new show specifically for our event?
YES! We're here to make you happy and your party memorable. We already have stage shows written about Robin Hood & Maid Marion, Little Red Riding Hood & the Big, Bad Wolf, Helen of Troy & Achilles. We even a tall tale or two starring the swarthy pirates, Captain Morgan & Bluebeard.
But, don't feel you're limited! We'd LOVE to write a special show, just for you!
We here at Tortuga Twins Comedy Productions are completely flexible, and (for a small fee) we will tailor our shows to your favorite idea. If you don't have the time to put together an idea of your own, call us and we'll coordinate the theme for you. We have years of experience in scripted and improvisational humor. No problem for us. No worries for you.
Can you do clean show? We're not sure we want it to be wild
YES! We bring smiles to any audience—younger and older, bawdy or “Disney-clean.” The choice of show rating is up to you. Our shows can be wholesome and appropriate for the more family oriented audiences or a bit risqué for that roast or trade show atmosphere. Remember, with the Tortuga Twins, you are the boss.
Are there other comedic services you provide?
YES! Our emcee services range from presenting awards and introducing speakers to giving those house announcements and keeping your general sessions moving with a flair that will hold boredom at bay until long after the seminar is over. We're up for anything—whether it's holiday parties or award ceremonies, or even running your raffles and giveaways. The Tortuga Twins are even available for comedy consulting, where you can use our talents to liven up any tired presentation or training audio/video material.
Can I afford you?
YES! Don't worry about too big or too small. We can tailor our performance to fit any budget and type of event.
Our special type of “in-your-face” comedy has brought smiles and laughter coast-to-coast to corporate parties, industry functions, theme parks, and sporting events to name a few. Additionally, our characters are highly interactive and entertaining both on and off the stage. We can perform in part or throughout the day, making it easy to add us to any portion of your day or nighttime event and place us in any venue. We can match our performance program to fit any subject matter that you throw our way.
Whether it's an office party, a birthday bash, or a corporate event, Tortuga Twins Comedy Productions is a great choice! We're entertaining, interactive, and we'll give you exactly what you want. Bottom Line? You Want Your Guests to Have a Great Time—let us help you do it!
What are you waiting for?! Let us take the humdrum out of your next corporate event and exchange it for an evening that your peers, both up and down the corporate ladder, will applaud you for in the months to come.
SO you've decided that WE are the entertainment solution for you? Excellent !
Entertainment prices are based on the date and location of your party or event and the specific Show or theme selected. You'll be pleasantly surprised at how inexpensive a live entertainer actually is.
Haven't got a clue where to begin? Not quite sure how to take the Tortuga Twins and incorporate it into your function or party? Fear not! Here are a few questions to get the ball rolling:
- What kind of entertainment do you want? Interactive characters or comedy show?
- Would you like to pick from the shows already available or were you hoping for something a little more extravagant? If so, what did you have in mind?
- When & where is your event scheduled to happen?
- What type of event is it? How long is this event scheduled to last? How long (in hours) are you hoping to book the Tortuga Twins for?
- How many guests will be attending?
There, that should get things started. Now, drop us a line so we can get you a quote!
If you are interested in Booking a Tortuga Twins event for your next function just fill out the form below!