Filmed after the first weekend of the Carolina Renaissance Festival. Coming soon…New Tortugas… Sexy do… Is anybody out there???
Filmed at a Private Birthday Party the Tortuga Twins were hired to perform for. Let us entertain and dazzle at your next event!
Scaramouche is trying something new…a weekly video.
Behind The Scenes: The Musical Tortugas talk Glee, Once Upon a Time…and, yes children, they sing. Well…two out of three anyway.
Presenting…The Vasectomy Files.
We’re back in Walking Dead country at the Georgia Renaissane Festival. It’s weekend 2 of 8 and we’re really excited to be here. I might also mention it’s Scaramouche Tortuga’s birthday month.
Today…during the sixth weekend of the Arizona Renaissance Festival…we talk about many things as we bake backstage. Allergies, truck repairs, non-fest gigs, a possible trip to Mexico and our Fan Club Meet & Greet.
Today we’d like to introduce our newest “fan”. [/s2If
It’s weekend number two. Two Tortugas are working with tools and the other is… Well, see for yourself.
It’s Weekend Number One and the boys have been enjoying a little R & R in their downtime. Now…it’s time to get back to the business of fun…or “funny”. Look for the boys on their new stage the “Three Sheets” stage for four hilarious show a day from July 8 thru August 13.
Brilliant Fan Submission – Future Blue Team Something tells me these lads have been to a lot of Tortuga Twins shows.
So…it’s been a while since we’ve uploaded videos and…we’re sorry. It’s the 6th weekend of the Carolina Renaissance Festival and it’s been glorious! We haven’t been rained out this year! Woo Hoo! By this video, D’Angelo has left to take care of his winter business (Decorating Elves) and Salvador has joined us.
It’s time once again to vote in the Renaissance Festival Awards! Raphael interviewed Serena (yep…it’s spelled wrong in the video), AKA Sonya Reiland, and Capt. Nicholas London, AKA David Reiland, to see who holds these awards and what goes on during the Renaissance Festival Podcasts…as well as a little information Raphael was not aware of […]
We hold up our show so we can film this for YOU!
DownloadShare The lovely April hired us to do a show at her Bachelorette party while we were in Minnesota. It was fun…and a bit naughty (that’s a warning folks.) We had a blast and thought we’d share a bit of the evening with you guys.
Each week our brother Scaramouche Tortuga publishes a funny, irreverent and insightful ADVICE COLUMN. Here’s how he describes Todayís controversial offering Today’s ADVICE COLUMN was also published a day late due to my touring schedule. In this edition a Darling Reader asks me a question about her father that will make you spitting mad. In […]
Closing in on the final days for Tortuga Twins at the Bristol Renaissance Faire…that’s Scaramouche, Raphael and D’Angelo to all of you…and the count down to D’Angelo’s birthday has begun! Yes…on Labor Day, which will also be a fest day, D’Angelo will celebrate a “milestone” birthday. For those who have asked, here is †”The List”…
Welcome to Weekend FOUR at the Bristol Renaissance Festival! This morning we show why we’re comedians…and not singers. Still…we hope you are entertained.
9:15 in the morning and Raphael & Scaramouche are in front of…the Beer Booth. [vimeo]https://vimeo.com/176932809[/vimeo]
Weekend Two at the Bristol Renaissance Festival. Silly fun before morning meeting.
Today’s topics. Selfie sticks Bachelorette party Hire us! Kissable Tortugas brought to you by citrusy mouthwash.
It’s a Very Scaramouche Birthday! Yep, it’s true! Scaramouche turned 51 years young May 14th and, if you were lucky enough, you got to spend it with him at the Georgia Renaissance Festival. Here…we sing “Happy Birthday” to our very own…the one…the ONLY…Scaramouche Tortuga!
IT’S THE BATMOBILE! Watch as Scaramouche, D’Angelo and Raphael release their inner nerds and get silly happy over the Batmobile…at the Georgia Renaissance Festival! Tell me you don’t think they’re sooooooooooo adorable! I mean it…in the comments. Do it…NOW! For all you youngsters and non nerds out there… The Batman TV Series A […]
Yep…just two days left to enjoy some southern Tortuga lovin’ at the Georgia Renaissance Festival! †† …for 2016… We’ve created some great memories with all of you and appreciate the time you’ve spent with us at fest…at our Meet and Greet…at those special parties you’ve hired us for…and even when we’ve been out and about […]
As we bid adeau to the Arizona Renaissance Festival, we leave you with one last update from illustrious our cart leader…Cindy Gray: It is always with mixed emotions that we approach our final weekend.† On one hand, there are goodbyes to be said and extra work to be done closing things up for the season.† […]
In this adventurous entry… Early Christmas in Louisiana… Mini Vacation in Florida More Christmas, Dragons, construction and partying in Arizona And…Pole Dancing Ninja
October and November mean quality with family and friends in Carolina, Florida and Louisiana. Asheville, NC Carolina Ren Fest We do parties! † †No…really…you can hire us! Guns Halloween The Wizarding World of Harry Potter Marvel Universe Live Carolina Meet & Greet Boobs Again, I’d LOVE to know what you think of my new journal […]
Experimenting with a new way to bring you Journal entries. †(Yes…yes this is a bit late.) Tiny fairy helpers… Star Trek Exhibition Minnesota Ren Fest.. Minnesota Meet & Greet… Please leave your comments below and let me know what you think of this new direction.
As we mentioned on facebook, here’s the list we have of our fabulous backers. What we need YOU†to do: Check out†YOUR name and make sure it is listed the way YOU want it to appear on the DVD. †Make any corrections (spelling or otherwise) as a comment to this post…please and thank you.
Okay…so we’ve missed a few videos…actually the first three weekends of Carolina. However, in our defense, opening weekend was completely rained out. We had one good day on each of the next two weekends (no rain) and…new stage…new expansion of fest…blah blah blah. **sigh** Sorry. Anywho… This is from the 4th weekend. It is also […]
A little chilly, but that’s perfect festival weather..right?! It’s the THIRD weekend of the Carolina Renaissance Festival…and not only it is NOT raining…it’s SUNNY! †Reminder: †Tortugas are on a new stage for their final (R-Rated) show of the day! It’s the Edgewood Stage located all the way at the back of the new section of […]
Waiting to do a promo at fest. We have Fairies…Sushi…and a man on his phone. What more do you need?
Suspension of Disbelief Listen carefully…learn something new…like I did. isthatblakeoutloaw.com (FYI – there is not video #043)
Greetings, Tortugaholics! Behold my April 2015 Journal!† Iíve traversed this country, going from Arizona to Georgia to Las Vegas, Nevada.† Iíve enjoyed on-screen time, watching-friends-onstage time, and imparting-wisdom-via-a-panel time.† It has been a good month for yours truly Ė new-crown dental work and doctorís-physical poking & prodding excepted.† As always, quite a journey has turned […]
Greetings, Tortugaholics! February has come and gone!† But, before we are dive headlong into March of 2015, letís take a look at what Iíve been doing to (mostly) keep out of trouble, shall we? RIKIíS FEBRUARY 2015 TORTUGA JOURNAL Intro On Site at the Arizona Renaissance Festival Our Process and Dragging Our Feet in […]
Time to start the 2015 Festival season! Time to get back to work! Itís been since October since I performed with the guys. Hell, itís been since October since Iíve done ANY kind of performing. Letís all hope there IS such thing as muscle memory. Guess what? I remembered all my lines! Itís like weíve […]
Time for Miaís Birthday and our drive to AZ to start the season. This month we close out the Decorating Elves season and prepare for our trip across the country to start our 2015 festival season. But first we have to make a trip to frigid Minnesota to visit family and celebrate Miaís 2nd Birthday. […]
Adults read freely Ė Kids? Whattya doin’? For no other reason than I want to include a pretty, scantily clad girl and some harsh language† Ė let me remind you that this will be a journal for adults this time.† As I begin this journal I am watching the final few minutes of the last […]
If you havenít been out yet, youíd better go ahead and make those plans while thereís still time. Michigan Renaissance Festival Have you been out to see Salvador, Lucio & Fortunato yet? Thereís a new Tortuga in town and his name is Valentine!† Yep, thatís rightÖMichiganders are enjoying the company of fourÖcount them F.O.U.RÖ.Tortugas.† […]
I generally never know what to say in my monthly journals during a festival. My life quickly becomes both a†lot of fun, but also very routine. †I work during the week down in Charlotte. †In the evenings I hit my CrossFit gym. †Then I go home, grab dinner and watch a show to wind down […]
Want to Win FREE STUFF and garner INTERNET FAME? Want to have fun and try to ďoutdoĒ other Tortuga Fans? Want to show off really cool aspects of your life while supporting your favorite comic trio? You should enter our Tortuga Twin Fan T-shirt Contest! We already have two submissions! We billed this as a […]
Greetings, Tortugaholics! July has come and gone, and Iíve had a grand time in Wisconsin, Illinois, and the Bristol Renaissance Faire.† But, donít take my word for itócheck out my July Journal video and pictures! RIKIíS JULY 2014 TORTUGA JOURNAL Intro Bristol Renaissance Faire RESCU Health Faire Chicago Cubs at Wrigley Field Fajita Rita The […]
Iím writing you from our parking lot home, high summer, in Wisconsin Today is Tuesday August fourth as I write this. Tuesdays are Advice Column writing days but since I have been working ahead, getting columns done early, I can take a few minutes out of Advice Column writing and fill in you guys my […]
Greetings, Tortugaholics! June is for visiting Friends & Family.† My first stop took me to my sisterís house in Glassport, Pennsylvania, where I got to visit her and my nephews.† My second was just 100 miles north of that in Kennerdell, Pennsylvania.† For 10 days I got to visit my buddy Jouster Emo and his […]
Can you believe it, Blue Team’s fifth year in South Dakota. Man do I love this festival. And of course shenanigans continue at home. Come on in and check it out.
With a wonderful run at the Arizona Renaissance festival complete, Georgia is only a few short days away. But first one last trip to Florida! Our summer tour keeps us in the Midwest until October so I always try to hit the Sunshine state once more to visit family and soak up a bit more […]
Filmed at the Bristol Rennie Rescue event 2017. The RESCU Foundation is a 501(c)3 non-profit organization established to promote and maintain the health and medical well-being of the participants of Renaissance Faires, historical performances and other artistic events through financial assistance, advocacy, education and preventative programs.
Minions…minions…we have lovely minions. Today Raphael chats it up with a couple of cart minions on the final day of the Arizona Renaissance Festival.
It’s shower time as Scaramouche shares his night out with friends… Hey…you guys ARE watching these…right? Let us know what you think.¬† Want to keep ’em coming???