Posts By: Bryan Ragon
← Older posts

MEMBER ONLY POST

I generally never know what to say in my monthly journals during a festival. My life quickly becomes both a lot of fun, but also very routine.  I work during the week down in Charlotte.  In the evenings I hit my …
Continue reading

1

MEMBER ONLY POST

Man, July was one crazy-ass month.  My birthday party was at the end, and it was going to be a big one.  So I had a lot of work to do around the house.  Basically taking out a load bearing wall, …
Continue reading

0

MEMBER ONLY POST

Can you believe it, Blue Team’s fifth year in South Dakota. Man do I love this festival. And of course shenanigans continue at home. Come on in and check it out.
Continue reading

3

MEMBER ONLY POST

This was filmed right after seeing a performance of The Nutcracker.  “From me and mine to your and yours…Merry Christmas!” (Apologies for the audio. We’re having someone look at it to see if they can filter some of the background …
Continue reading

0

MEMBER ONLY POST

July, the heat of summer in the South, and my birthday month. Also my last full month off before heading to the Michigan Renaissance Festival. I don’t know how I can simultaneously both try to get a lot of things done, and seem to have nothing really to show for it. I blame having the day job and hitting CrossFit each night during the week.
Continue reading

0

Liam: Here’s the final draft of my bio! Ronn: Thanks for not mentioning the web camera video. Liam:   I also left out getting pulled over for masturbating while driving, the felonies, and getting kicked out of two high schools. Bryan: …
Continue reading

0

MEMBER ONLY POST

Yup, this month found me back in the Mid-West.  But alas, only for a weekend.  It’s time for the Siouxland Renaissance Festival.  It’s a small tent festival, but they have always treated us very well, and this year was no …
Continue reading

0

MEMBER ONLY POST

Nothing too exciting going on this month.  I have a nice break from Tortuga, so that means time to get some work done around the house! Sticking with the not very exciting theme, I’ve made my first trip (three of …
Continue reading

0

MEMBER ONLY POST

Is it just me, or does it feel colder this year than last February?  I need someone to help keep me warm. The first three weeks were pretty laid back.  Last minute preparations for heading down to Bay Area Renaissance …
Continue reading

0

MEMBER ONLY POST

Did I spell “harumpf” correctly? January, my first month with almost no Tortuga related business in quite a while.  New years eve was pretty fun.  Had my traditional new year’s party with lots of friends over.  All in all it …
Continue reading

0
← Older posts
  • Not a Tortuga Twins fan club member yet? Why wait?

    Become a Member
  • Login

  • Send Us Your Photos

    gif, jpg, png, zip (2mb max)
  • Tortuga Christmas Backers

  • Mailing List Sign-up

    Fields marked with a * are required
  • YouTube

  • Twitter

    The Tortuga Twins
    @TortugaTwins
    We're in the business of funny! Entertaining the masses at Renaissance Festivals, Private Events, Corporate Functions, Birthday Parties and...our stage shows.
    • Heading out to party with our Carolina Fan Club Family! Time to create the magic.#party #tortugatwins
    • Cuddle buddies needed. Inquire within the gates of Fairhaven Village at the #brrrrr
    • Good Morning, Darth Tortuga! We're gearing up for a fantastic Pirate weekend here at . PIRATES! http://t.co/FLhgMI1mJZ
    • Advice From The Comic Hack 132 – The Performers, Depression, And I Off The Clown Paint Edition http://t.co/EyaEXIh0km
    • RT : Many thanks to for helping me celebrate my birthday weekend! <3 these guys!!!!!! http://t.co/Oegv4xEv08

Facebook