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Can you believe it, Blue Team’s fifth year in South Dakota. Man do I love this festival. And of course shenanigans continue at home. Come on in and check it out.
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This was filmed right after seeing a performance of The Nutcracker.  “From me and mine to your and yours…Merry Christmas!” (Apologies for the audio. We’re having someone look at it to see if they can filter some of the background …
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July, the heat of summer in the South, and my birthday month. Also my last full month off before heading to the Michigan Renaissance Festival. I don’t know how I can simultaneously both try to get a lot of things done, and seem to have nothing really to show for it. I blame having the day job and hitting CrossFit each night during the week.
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Liam: Here’s the final draft of my bio! Ronn: Thanks for not mentioning the web camera video. Liam:   I also left out getting pulled over for masturbating while driving, the felonies, and getting kicked out of two high schools. Bryan: …
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Yup, this month found me back in the Mid-West.  But alas, only for a weekend.  It’s time for the Siouxland Renaissance Festival.  It’s a small tent festival, but they have always treated us very well, and this year was no …
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Nothing too exciting going on this month.  I have a nice break from Tortuga, so that means time to get some work done around the house! Sticking with the not very exciting theme, I’ve made my first trip (three of …
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Is it just me, or does it feel colder this year than last February?  I need someone to help keep me warm. The first three weeks were pretty laid back.  Last minute preparations for heading down to Bay Area Renaissance …
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Did I spell “harumpf” correctly? January, my first month with almost no Tortuga related business in quite a while.  New years eve was pretty fun.  Had my traditional new year’s party with lots of friends over.  All in all it …
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Well, I lived through another perfectly good year. And an apocalypse. So life is pretty good so far. This month saw the end of Louisiana. This was the first year that Jef gave me the entire run down there. So …
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Quite the November again.  After making it back to Charlotte safely I finally had a weekend off!  So what did I do?  Naturally I visited the Carolina Renaissance Festival.  Even as a paying patron at one point!  Naturally I ran …
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