Greetings, Tortugaholics! As it is October and that Halloweeny time, Kristy & I journey(-Quest!) out with Barely Balanced, Shamus the Insulter, one of The Jousters and his family, and a cast of some to the “Get Lost” Corn Maze, on Muddy Boots Farms, in Albemarle, North Carolina. I hope you enjoy this fun romp – […]
Archives for January 2014
It’s the fifth weekend at the Carolina Renaissance Festival and we’ve just stepped into Daylight Savings Time. Lovely day, very rested Tortugas, shameless advertising, and pooping are the subjects for the day.
(This was filmed Oct 27, 2013 just before Halloween on the grounds of the Carolina Renaissance Festival) Ohhh…what they said: “Halloween in the French Quarter is much like Mardi Gras without the smell.” “Boobs good…boobs good.” “He’s going to be a Vampire with a big “F” on his chest.”
Today we take you on a ride through a very Tortuga nightmare. That’s right, it’s Student Days at the Carolina Renaissance Festival. 12,000+ children eager to be corrupted by those deliciously evil Tortuga Twins…in Gold form. Throw in The Bird Guy, his “tres” minions, Beau & Briana from the Rose cart, and the King to […]
Here’s some readings from a thing and also words about things and my face is a thing you can look at. THINGS! Is every one ready? Are all of you ready? Who’s ready? FINE, Darryl, we’ll wait for you. Hurry. Does any one else have to pee before we begin? No? Good. This month’s ramblings
(Who looked a bit like Jack White and wanted theocratic BS in England) Here’s a thing, you guys. I think, for member-only-type reasons, I gotsta put it way down here, after the break. Dang previews! I dunno, it’s my November journal man, but mostly I talk about December. So it’s like, a surprise ending? […]
It’s a bird! It’s a plane! No…it’s Scaramouche in a B-17 Bomber! On January 4, 2014, Scaramouche (the lucky bastard) was given the opportunity to ride in a B-17 Bomber! You can tell by the “mile wide” smile on his face…he kind of enjoyed it. Thank you so much to the GREAT folks at The […]