John and Bryan discuss the time Ronn and John almost put Bryan on a homeland security watchlist.
Archives for August 2013
On a “dark and stormy day at the Bristol Renaissance Faire”, the Gold Team brings us more behind-the-scenes goodness as they begin their commute towards the Minnesota Renaissance Festival!
Return of The TURDIS! The Gold Team shares while exploring what’s really bigger on the inside.
John and Bryan discuss how they became Tortuga Twins.
For those just tuning in… I am in the midst of a multi-journal writing frenzy as today is the due-date for the July journal and I am catching up the two delinquent ones at the same time. Meanwhile, let me know if this extraordinarily rude photo makes you laugh or if it offends you.
Liam: Here’s the final draft of my bio! Ronn: Thanks for not mentioning the web camera video. Liam: I also left out getting pulled over for masturbating while driving, the felonies, and getting kicked out of two high schools. Bryan: Just remember, if you’re going to masturbate while driving, be sure to use the Lays […]
Hoo BOY am I LATE! Today is July 23rd. In fact – I won’t even bother to calculate how late I am – I’m so behind I’m almost in front. I am sitting down today to write three journals since the final one is due in two days. Summer seems to have taken a vacation […]
The Gold Team gives us a quick view backstage at the Bristol Renaissance Faire and share some news for the Fan club, with a cameo from the TURDIS! (Doctor Who not included)
(DVDs are currently at the end of their post production stage and will be available for sale beginning mid-August. We are taking PRE-SALE orders now!) TWO DISC SET – Approximate Running time 131 minutes A Very Tortuga Christmas revolves around the poem “‘Twas the Night Before Christmas.” In true Tortuga Twins fashion, it is hilarious, audacious, […]